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The Misadventures of Udon Girl is entirely fictional. Perhaps it doesn't even exist. No animals were harmed in the making of its articles. Any and all resemblances to real people, places, or things dead or living are entirely coincidental. Its content is not publicized in any way, shape, or form, and is purely for the entertainment of its creator.
Udon Girl
Monday, September 26, 2011

The Break Up: Day One.

My boyfriend and I just broke up.


Actually, he dumped me.

And I felt like jumping off the river while crossing the bridge on my way to work.

It was entirely my fault. Because i've been selfish for him, that I didn't realize that i was already hurting his feelings.

My eyes are puffy until now. And it makes my face fugly.

I want to erase everything to stop the self-inflicted pain.

Udon Girl
Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Fck the long weekend. I dont have that.

While everybody is savoring the long weekend, I am stuck in the office, calculating and sizing of DP/mass flows and radar calcs. I've been burning my soul just to meet the deadlines of the projects from these unfriendly Sales Engineers with unreasonable demands.


3,000 transmitter tags in 2 days?! Do they even think I'm a human?!

I even received a call just now from De Becker asking for the status of the project.

And I was like. Sorry i couldn't understand your British accent. Are you hungry? Coz it seems like you're eating your words.

And even though I want to smack my scientific calculator on their thick face, I couldn't just do that. Not because of the "Think Customer" policy, but because they are million miles away.

I'm totally stressed out, and even though I want to use my remaining 4-day leave to fly off to some place peaceful and quiet, I have already allotted it to my upcoming certification exam..

Thinking about the double pay doesn't actually make me happy.

With triple angst,
Udon Girl

Udon Girl
Monday, August 15, 2011

fuuu day

I was already in front of our office building when Senior Office Bimbo called me that I don't need to come to work since it was already 3pm and somebody would be handling the urgent request.


And i was like..


WHY YOU TELL ME NOW?!

Udon Girl

1 day leave crossed out

Hi All...


I was in the middle of slouching in front of the TV, savoring my holiday, when Cat Eating Friend mailed me to come to the office at the instance. She said that Mr. Tan made a mistake for letting me take a leave when i shouldn't have to because nobody will take De Backer's request, and the deadline is today!

I felt like wringing Mr. Tan's neck or something...

I'm a certified lowly office dweller... :(

With angst,
Udon Girl

Udon Girl

1 day leave

Hi Everyone! :)


Today is a happy day, because today, I woke up at 12pm, then had my favorite spaghetti as brunch. And right now, I'm sitting in front of the computer and blogging!

It's not like i've been fired. Don't get me wrong, because despite of my spiteful working environment, and undeserved paycheck, I'm still a diligent office slave.

But today, thanks to Mr. Tan for being extra nice and granted me a 1 day vocation! i've been thinking of making my 1-day vocation to become something productive like eating and sleeping all day. :)

This is the fruit of being a diligent laborer. :)

With happyness and so much love,
Udon Girl


Udon Girl
Sunday, August 14, 2011

No hope

The moment I stepped into the office, I swore to myself to change my image to become a Woman of Dignity and Virginity. Everybody were convinced at first. The interns offer their seat whenever the chairs were occupied during meetings. Mr. Tan always show his concerns whenever I come late in the office because he knew i'm a dedicated employee. Bald Boss greets me warmly whenever he pass by to my workstation. .. But my efforts were brutally crashed one fine day when my Batchmates were employed in our department...


Since then.. I've become the subject of harassment.. :"-(

I will no longer elaborate further here because just thinking about it makes me feel terrible.

There's no escape from the fate of the Demon King.

With pain,
Udon Girl

Udon Girl
Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Life of a happy office girl....

Dear All,


You won't believe it, but the lazy me had turned into a hardworking carabao. Right after my training, and the moment i coordinated with our counterparts in Europe, i've been working my ass off with a minimum of 6 hours OT a week. And it was a requirement.

And this sacrificial life doesn't deservely reflect my paycheck.

I've become a lowly office dweller. :(

With so much sadness,
Udon Girl

Udon Girl
Monday, April 18, 2011

It's not my fault to be late actually.

Hi everyone!

I just unbelievably got a job despite of my sucky interviews. but not in the company i mentioned on the previous post, though they share the same name. heh

So it's my first day in the office.. and was late for 45 minutes. Of course, it wasn't intentional. Blame it to the savory Katsudon i had during lunch that i ordered seconds, and thirds... and eventually lost track of time.

But i did try to hurry when i even called a cab and spent my precious 100 bucks!

When i reached the bldg., I walked carefully without making a sound to the carpeted floor , passing by to Mr. Tan's office, which is my current boss, across to my workstation. And to my horror, Mr. Tan was already roaming around the work area.

Mr. Tan: I see you're late and i demand an explanation.

Me: I was caught in a traffic sir, on the way to Guadalupe. There was a huge smoke, and lots of fire trucks blocking the way!

Thank goodness my brain cells processed quickly.

Mr. Tan: Ah yes, I've heard it in the news a while ago. Next time, text me immediately when you're going to be late.

Ha! Even though it wasn't actually our route. Hehe. Thank goodness the cab driver turned on his radio and heard the news! I was able to reason out validly. :P

That Demon King must have been pissed for me to be able to get away on that. Bleh!

Udon Girl
Wednesday, April 13, 2011

suck up

im suffering from a major decision in my life.. whether to give up on something or take the risk.. but life itself is already a gamble.. what if you bet on something and you didn't win? you'll lose everything. but thinking about some alleviation that you'll get a chance to open another door is not always a wise decision.. i think..

today, i sucked up during the interview. and i was thinking of jumping off the bridge... or have myself hit by a car.. or stab myself with a knife.. but i don't want to add any more stupidity than i already have.

Interviewer A: What is your least likely to do in test?
Me: Doing the same thing over and over again.. It was boring.

Interviewer B: How did you manage to overcome that?
Me: By exploring more about the work, doing something else like, playing with this software, or doing something out of the test plan..

Interviewer B: If i would ask your friends about you, what would they say?
Me: That im friendly, cheerful. I can be reliable, sometimes not..
Interviewer B: Why not?
Me: Because sometimes, when they want me to do something i dont like.. i dont do it.
Interviewer: Why is that so?
Me: It doesn't interest me..

major, major lesson in life.. think before you speak!!

am i hopeless now?

Udon Girl
Monday, February 14, 2011

HAPPY SINGLES AWARENESS DAY


Hello and Happy Singles Awareness day everyone! Because i know most people are pretty much single. Heh

Of course, I consider Ulquiorra ~my true love~ , so it's not like 3d people matter anyway. Haha!

Frankly speaking though, Valentine’s got to be the suckiest holiday among holidays, because it’s not really a holiday. You get confronted by the horrible sight of couples getting all lovey-dovey on the trains. You get bombarded with icky yucky love dedications on the radio. And worst of all, you get overpriced food everywhere, except for KFC, which is one of the many reasons why KFC rocks :)

And the worst of all, why for the love of god, my Mum pushed me to get out from her stomach on this....day.

And to think after such a long time finding my Significant Other to be nowhere in sight, having a birthday on Valentines can make a very good excuse. Like when someone asked me if i got a date on Valentines, i could always say, "No lah, it's my birthday today. Many friends will come. Heh" And then right after hearing it, single people will come flocking onto me, expecting me to throw a birthday party to somehow ease their broken hearts. And it has always been like that.

Well, anyway. When I was younger, birthday greetings were very simple, and usually goes something like ‘Happy Birthday’.

Now that I’ve turned older, I realized that birthday greetings have evolved into something more complicated.

The following are some of the more, eh, complicated greetings I received today:

Harry Potter:
Happy Birthday Udon Girl, im hungry!!!

Scroundel Servant:
To my everdearest aliping saguiguilid, it's a sincere-heartfelt greeting of Happy birthday and Happy New year to you. Wahahahaha! see you tomorrow dude. froyos tomorrow. :)

Programming Stalker:
Either fake or true, i know you're still a cheapskate. haha! anyway, Happy birthday! SPY!

Evil Spinster:
Happy Birthday dudes! Do you have a date later? Or will we come bombarding you at your door? it depends on your Gay Crush, right? Does he have a date tom, or will he spend the evening at your house? We'll also come! haha! Take care, you're in danger on your birthday! lollls

Gay Crush's Current BF:
Happy birthday! Goodluck on your date tomorrow with Gay Crush! hahahahha!!! :))

Nicholas:
Happy birthday friend! Expect 14 rounds today! >:)

Ex Crush With Regret:
Happy birthday to my number 1 fan! Your Old Man is so cool! Happy New Year! lolllll

Negra:
How stupid of you changing your FB profile to October 10. Your face!!!

Bugoy:
Happy birthday Pochi!! Now i know why your nose is heartshaped. Hahahahahaha! =) muwahh!!

And lastly, Someone Who Can't Be Named But My Dying Illusion To Be My Significant Other:
Hi Udon Girl! (aka gutomako) Happy Birthday! Godbless! Enjoy your day!

Hehe. No prizes for guessing who wrote the last greeting. Tee-hee!

With love,
Udon Girl