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Udon Girl

Escaping Work

Aye, I've been a very, very bad intern to my boss when I actually skipped my work when he's rushing me to complete my report for the device testing that evening.

Because for all you guys to know, it's quite lonely when you've been transfered to another workstation alone with no one else to talk to but to the two Chinese employees transferred here recently. And you guys know the fact that i'm no Chinese and don't speak Chinese. The only Chinese word i know is Ni hao.

To my anxieties, i just heard the news about the hostage taking happened Last Monday. And i was damn scared they might strangle me for what the retired police officer had done and the incompetency of our SWAT team to protect their kind. Even though i wanted to apologise for what happened in my country's behalf, i don't know how to translate 'sorry' in Chinese.

Being a Woman of Action, i went to another Lab where Mapuan Hot Guy was stationed and escaped from my duties because i felt lazy i was lonely.

The moment I stepped into the Lab and saw only Mapuan Hot Guy there alone, I went to check if he's busy. He was, indeed, certainly busy reading Naruto in Mangastream.

But since i'm a concerned intern, i reprimanded Mapuan Hot guy for not doing his job properly even though he's being paid for 280 per day! But then he explained to me that even Hot Young TL read Manga oftenly. I thought it's reasonable enough since our higher ups do it, maybe it's ok to also do it too. Thus I joined reading Manga with him alone in the lab.

But let me clear your dirty mind, that even though it was just the two of us in the lab, we didn't do anything kinky, you pervert.

Being engrossed reading Bleach and Naruto, i didn't notice i'm past my working hours already. So i quickly called Scroundel Servant to get my stuff since it's her duty to always pick me up from work.

Thus, i went home, without finishing my test report to my Boss.

I hope and pray he won't scold me tomorrow, lah..

With love,
Udon Girl

Udon Girl

Strike = Epic Fail

I'm supposed to be drooling in my cozy bed right now. Or even watching a set of artistic films on my lappy. And yet, i'm here, stuck in my puny workstation, typing in the office PC again. 

Unfortunately, my plan to strike failed miserably. Having just one person to support me is hopelessly impossible to ditch the Bald President's unwise decision.. Hence, I fairly considered we would just make a fool out of ourselves and look like an idiot if we still did pursue our propaganda.

And so, I am very, very frustrated just to think that Bald Mr President successfully deprived us of an economic holiday! The reason why I'm so serious about this, is because I need to catch up to my sleep since I've stayed up late watching artistic films last night been working OT these past few days.

Come to think of it, even Hot Young TL went to the office last Sunday just to finish the admin stuff for the sake of our beloved company. See how hardworking laborers like us, sacrificing our family affairs and rest days just to meet the deadlines and the expectations of the higher ups? 

Sad to say, our dear Bald Mr President is too selfish to see the real picture. Thus, I have nothing to say anymore.

To keep you entertained from your workstation, I remember Big Time Mapuan accused me of being unfaithful to Mapuan Hot Guy. I would like to clear such misunderstandings by composing a poem to show my true admiration.

The Yearning Bird

Birds fly high, in the sky
Boy like you, hard to find
You are cute, I am not
But I'm sure our babies, will turn out fine

-August 2010

With love,
Udon Girl

Udon Girl

I heart MAPUAns

Birthdays mean love. Because love means foods. And foods mean lotsa lotsa foods. And lotsa lotsa foods mean blissfulness.

Last Friday was a day of bliss. :)

To share my uber happy blissful moment, I want to thank the birthday celebrants for preparing very delicious foods that made my tummy very, very happy.

As a matter of fact, I'm still full until now.

That's because I had a breakfast of four slices of left-over Pizza. Heh

Anyway, to show my appreciation, I actually composed a poem for you guys! I hope you'll be touched with my sincerity and gratitude by reading my very touching poem. :)

RTUians love MAPUAns

Mapuans are the best,
The best among the rest!
The other day, we ate Pancit Canton,
Yesterday, we ate again, Pancit Canton!

We take our break for an hour and a half
Cos we are the boss and talk nonstop and laugh
After the break, we went back to the office
Straight to our WS and opened the chat conference.

Aye! Aye! Working in the office is so much fun
As long as my co-interns are Mapuans
Please bring foods again on Monday
I don't mind Pancit Canton, but I suggest to bring something like Satay

-August 2010

With love,
Udon Girl

Update: I almost forgot that Bugoy also had his contribution to the foods during the party. And the Mango Crema was really, really yummy, along with the egg pies! To commemorate his generosity, I composed a birthday song especially for him! :)

Happy birthday to you
You are born in the zoo
With gay birds and hippos
May the rhinos rape u
-August 2010

Udon Girl

Tainted Reputation

Hello everyone.

(Please note the punctuation mark used in the sentence above.)

I'm tired of explaining to these grown-ups who misidentify me as 'Misis ni Bugoy' here, and 'Nobya ni Bugoy' there. It's like i've been getting whacked in the face left, right and centre. And getting whacked in the face left, right and centre, is like my dainty reputation has been getting whacked left, right and centre. Seriously people, I cannot conceive how could they create such annoying misconceptions!

As a matter of fact, being a woman with high standards, neither a glint of love, nor romance, nor affection, nor whatever you call it, is there between us!

Truth to be told. There are only TWO FACTORS, enough to explain why we can NEVER be a couple.

1. He hates my guts.
2. I hate his guts.

Colleague A told us that opposite attracts.

And i was like, DUHHH? Can't he see the same pole there?! We BOTH hate each other!!

Colleague B exclaimed the "the more you hate, the more you love" stupid irony.

Ok, so let's say the Ampatuans massacred us in the office because they simply hate us. Which, thus explains the more they love us, eh?

PEOPLE, WAKE UP! Don't be blinded by these false beliefs and become a fool! That's why this country is suffering from declining birth rates because many are victims by these lies!

With love and hate,
Udon Girl

P.S.: I want to greet Bugoy a not so happy birthday, and Mapuan Hot Guy a very happy birthday. :) I look forward to the scrumptious foods on Friday. :)

P.P.S.: Oh and also, to Ms. Suma Cum Laude on 27th. So many celebrants means lotsa, lotsa foods. :) :)

Udon Girl

A one day superstar. :)

Hello everyone! I hope you all had a flashy day, because i had a flashy day! Literally. :)

That's because someone just saw Pretty Udon Girl's potential of being an actress! To cut the long story short on how i was discovered, I just heard my Very Kind Boss telling the regulars about the shooting being held in the other Lab. Being a Woman of Action, the response of my brain cells were as quicked as a lightning bolt that i never hesitated to rush in to the place where the shooting was being held. As i jolted in the Lab, the lights-men, directors, and make-up artists were so fascinated with my presence that they quickly positioned me to act for their upcoming promotion of my lovable company's latest technology. :)

The exciting experience started as they made me sit in front of the PC along with my colleagues. They started the shooting by, Lights, Camera, Action! with a huge professional video cam being focused at my back and zoomed in on the monitor screens. Then after 5 mins. or so, the shooting ended and was commanded to exit the Lab. It was indeed, a very great experience I would always cherish throughout my life. :)

Even though there was no talent fee to be given to us, i was kind enough to be able to share my talents and looks for the benefit of my lovable company. :)

With love,
Udon Girl

P.S.: Too bad to my Scoundrel Servant. She was absent for today because my Strong Incredible Virus were passed on to her that made her sick. Such a weakling, meh. Haha! I bet she will be depressed and probably envy me like an idiot when i told her how I will be appearing on TV! Nyihahaha!

Udon Girl

American Big Boss is Leaving my lovable company!

Yes, you've read it right. As a matter of fact, Handsome Steve would be transferred to Puerto Rico!

Now you might think I'm kidding, since I'm always kidding, but according to my reliable source, he had left already, no kidding!

I know it's very difficult to accept such a painful truth. Even I, myself, have been attached to American Big Boss too even in just a short time. Even after I saw his pissed face. Heh

But you might not be convinced enough about the news, since it's coming from me. But you haven't known my reliable source yet, because she's remarkably reliable! Just in case you're curious, she's one of the highly veritable gossip-mongers in the office!

As how I've got the news was totally an accident, and let me clear to you all that I DONT EAVESDROP. Since the regulars here often chat to build great teamworks, it just happened that they talked about Handsome Steve.

Oh well. Now that he'd left, I'm sure he'll miss the beauty of Filipinas. Ehem. The replacement is another American again. I just hope he's more gorgeous than Steve. Heh

People come and go.

And it makes me very, very sad, just to think that i won't be able to hear his skanky snort sweet giggles and his sarcasm cheerfulness.

Unlike many, many others, he is the only person who shares his food willingly to me when i have nothing then scorns me by all means on how i'm such a thick-faced glutton. He is indeed, a noble man whom i look up to the most.

My heart is painful now, so before i leave the office, i would like to write a poem tribute to him.

"Sir Ariel, Sir Ariel, Oh Sir Ariel,
Even though you're a direct descendant of Ampatuans, I still ain't scared!
You are magnanimous to everyone, even to your enemies
That's why i believe that you won't massacre us in the office!

Sir Ariel, Sir Ariel, Oh Sir Ariel,
We will miss you and your foods, so very, very much!
Your jokes were so funny, your laughter was so kinky.
Oh Sir Ariel, we will miss you so very, very much!"

With love,
Udon Girl

Udon Girl

Bald Mr. President

Bad news spread fast all over by the media saying Mr. President canceling the Aug. 23 holiday!!! Refer to the link here.

This is an utmost unjustness to laborers, like me, who laze around work hard everyday with unpaid OTs and minimum salary! I couldn't believe the President himself, who declares he cares for the masses, deprives us with a non-working holiday!

To propagate his malignity, I want to propose a strike on Aug 23!! I want my co-interns, and employees all over the Philippines to join me expose the President's unfair decisions!!

Let's be absent at work or take a sick leave with pay on Aug. 23!!!

With love and determination,
Udon Girl

Udon Girl

Blogging about the new guy.

Hello everyone! :)

I have been really busy at work recently, and have been working way past my working hours. But I don’t mind at all because I love my company and if I can contribute to the well-being of the company, I am most willing to put in the long, unpaid OT hours. Not that I will mind if it’s paid OT of course. But I’m really ok with unpaid OT too. Really. I really, really love this company :)

Anyway, that’s not what I want to talk about today. Today, I want to tell everyone about how wonderful the newly hired co-intern, Mapuan Hot Guy, is. You see, my Mapuan co-interns keep on persisting me about the new guy on how wonderful and gorgeous he is, and how i would be very, very, happy to have someone as hot as he is in our team. I've always been all alone in my tiny workstation, burying myself with the unsocial Transmitters and other devices, so having someone to share my lone times with would not be lonely anymore. :)

And just how I anticipated to meet him, he was transferred to another lab and group.

I'm still a lonely loner. :(

With love,
Udon girl

Some women are born in greatness. Some women achieve greatness. But I suspect most just have great piss trust upon them.

Sadly, I belong to the latter.

The reason why I said I got great piss trust upon me is because I’m typing this. I’m typing this because I am so miserble. When I worked OT last Friday, it was with the understanding that I’ll get a day off today. I thus can’t comprehend why I am typing this on the office PC yet again.

The scary thing is that I’m almost used to getting abused already. I was bullied by schoolmates from elementary till uni. I was bullied by sadistic sergeants in CAT. So I guess it’s no surprise that I’m desensitized to getting bullied by my colleagues.

“I’m surprised you haven’t tried jumping off a building or something,” commented an old friend over dinner the other day. “If I were you I probably would.” She said that almost nonchalantly before taking a bite of her sushi.

“I value life above everything else ok?”, I retorted after wolfing down my Katsudon. “My mum spent long months carrying me in her tummy, I can’t do that kind of thing to her!”

“Whatever,” said she after taking a sip of the green tea, “Besides, you’ll probably fail miserably and make a fool out of yourself if you did try jumping.”

I have no idea why I am still friends with Sadistic Friend.

With Love,
Udon Girl

Udon Girl

The Comeback.

Hi everyone!!! Yes, yes, i know it's been so longggg since i've been into blogging and I am very, very disheartened leaving you all, all of a sudden. But I have a very, very good reason for not updating: I got extended in my intern!!

To cut a long story short, The Boss told me he was really pleased with my performance during our Release Party when I sang and danced, entertaining our foreign directors with Lady Gaga's Telephone in a Karaoke (totally unrelated, but I would like to mention here that my Boss is a man of great virtue and intelligence). He decided that having me in such a short time is a very big loss to the company for a person of such incredibly high caliber (my words, not his, ahem).

I am pleased to announce here that I can now work hard more and receive a fat paycheck until my graduation. :)

But to be frank, I felt I did not deserve the extension because truth to be told, the best contribution I had for the company was to update my Facebook and Twitter status since I cannot improve the highscores in Minesweeper here (they don't install games here, lah). But the learning process The Boss gallantly enounced was just too tempting and so I couldn’t say ‘no’ to the MAN. I decided to make up for my past indiscretions by being doubly hard at work, which explains why i've been long gone to the blogging world. Yes, you probably can tell that I am a Changed Woman now. Pretty Udon Girl is now a Pretty Hardworking Man Woman :)!

Anyway, I don’t mean to brag, but being extended really has its perks. Not only did I get the above-mentioned learning increment, I also got to work OTs and be with the Typing-Maniac Ghost every night alone in the Lab. Plus, I get to bully more of my co-interns too!

But life isn't all that good. The only person who didn’t take too kindly to my extension was Bugoy. I swear man, this man is out to destroy my career. He told The Boss upfront that I wasn’t deserving of the promotion because I even attempted to burn up the whole San Miguel building. He even spread it to the other department's managers!!!

But that was completely an accident, my friends. You know how I can be stupid at times. Coz you see, we came from a very, very poor family that we do not own a Microwave at home. So I thought of heating a Pandesal and joyfully set the timer in 2 minutes. Just before the timer stops, smokes covered the whole pantry. And the smell of burnt food was enough to get the attention of our American Big Boss out of his oversized cubicle.

American Big Boss entering my favorite place (the pantry).

American Big Boss: What's happening?

American Big Boss: >:-(

Seriously, I was stunned in fear when I saw American Big Boss' fuming face.

Sad to say, my very kind Boss managed to dissuade Bugoy from leaving by bribing him with an extension too! I thought about reporting him to our Department Head or counter-propose by threatening to quit if he goes ahead with his extension, but decided not to because I am basically a very nice girl. :)

Anyway, I’ve resolved to make peace with Bugoy because now that I’m in such a good position, I can’t afford to be that petty anymore. I know he hates my guts because he thinks I slack at work, so over the past months I’ve been working very hard to correct that misconception.

Alas, I realized that it’s actually very hard to be hardworking because there really isn’t much work to be done in my company. But even though there are no opportunities for me to be hardworking, I’ve come to this realization that I have to appear hardworking anyway so that I won’t get despised by Bugoy.

Do wish me luck :D!!

With love,
Udon Girl