The Misadventures of Udon Girl

Hi Everyone..

i woke up groggy this morning because i havent got any good sleep last night after i found out that my blog has been found out.

And i was terribly disturbed when Hot Young TL commented on my birthday greeting to him with "Thanks Udon Girl! hehehe."

And what's more troubling is that my Boss might have also read this blog after mentioning Hot Young TL to someone in the office.

Thus, i quickly asked Programming Stalker if my hunch was true, which he apparently replied yes. At that instance, my brain cells go like this.

And next thing i thought of doing so was to bang my head against the wall like this.

And now that my dark colors have been revealed, most probably, everyone knew that i ~~always~~ sometimes slack in work, that i have hidden desires for Hot Young TL, and that i was printing out cooking recipes when nobody's looking, and one of the responsibles of spoilting the copier.

Much to my terror, i confided my concerns to my best friend to seek her solace which turned out to be not a very good option.

Me: I'm so dead, dude. I'm so dead.... *bawls*

Evil Spinster: NYAHAHAHAHA! ROFLMAOBBQ

Evil Spinster: That's ok dude!You're so cool!

Me: It's not like that dude. My Boss might have found out that I sometimes slept in the loo. *bawls harder*

Evil Spinster: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLLLLSSS

Me: Now that i have a bad background in the company, how will i ever put my Boss in the character references of my resume... *bawls hardest*

Me: And you know how careful i was to keep my fetishes to Hot Young TL from being spilled. Now I won't be able to pursue my secret plans of accidentally bumping into him at San Miguel. *sniff* *sniff*

Evil Spinster: HAHA! Cheer up dude, think of the bright side. Atleast now you don't have to painstakingly confess to Hot Young TL! And besides, you're not working there anymore, so who cares?

Me: Really? *seeing a light of relief*

Evil Spinster: It's just that they are probably laughing at you in the office by now. Well, you were always the laughing stock in the office to begin with. NYAHAHAHA! LOLSLMAOROFLBBQ

I felt like bitch-slapping her. I dont know why I'm still friends with her, meh. T__T

With depression,

Udon Girl

The Misadventures of Udon Girl is entirely fictional. Perhaps it doesn't even exist. No animals were harmed in the making of its articles. Any and all resemblances to real people, places, or things dead or living are entirely coincidental. Its content is not publicized in any way, shape, or form, and is purely for the entertainment of its creator.

So please do not believe or even consider the nonsensical rants of the author of this blog. I beg you. I'm on my kneesss!!!! T__T

I was kinda shocked when i found out that this blog is getting views than i expected. So far, little increase of digits would reach a thousand. AND THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD IDEA. I am damn so anxious whether it was found out by my former officemates.

OMG, i'll be so dead. I hope Hot Young TL won't know he's that hot young TL i was talking about my previous posts... :-/

With love,

Udon Girl

Hi Everyone!

I found this post written on my notepad dated back when i was still in Emerson in my long lost flashdrive. I might have forgotten to post this since i was very, very busy in the office finishing my work. So there was no way I was such a klutz. Heh

Anyway, to imprint my last carelessness event in Emerson, i decided to still post it. :P

December 14 2010

You know you have no life when you find yourself slaving away in the office at 9pm. If there’s a Santa Claus out there, I would like to have a Baked Bugoy with Honeyed Ham for dinner this year, thank you.

. . . .

A very early Merry Christmas to everyone :D!

I don’t know about you, but I am looking forward to Christmas because I will get to sleep till very, very late on Monday. I will also be getting off work early tomorrow because the company is having a Christmas party in the afternoon, and at school too in the evening. heh

Being a very innovative and original firm, we will be doing something extra ordinary than gift exchange at the party, and it's called White Elephant where you can get to steal some awesome gifts! But wait, there's more. My very generous company would be giving away a 1,000 GC for the very unique, funny, and interesting gift! Isn't that a great deal? I'm so excited to shop for a gift at the nearby mall. I hope i could get a good find. Tee-hee!

Oh. Come to think of it, I haven't bought anything yet and I'm still in the office! I hope the nearby mall wont be closing till 9pm or i'll be left out tomorrow with nothing on my hand.. Coz Christmas means receiving gifts meh.

I hope I can be done soon with this device. Oh please, Santa. Fetch me now with your flying reindeers.

With love,

Udon Girl

P.S. Thank goodness the nearby mall was opened till 11pm. I've got to buy a very unique gift! I hope for that lucky someone isn't allergic to hamsters. Hee-hee! Oh i'm so cool!

December 15 2010

Hi Everyone,

Such distressing event came to me during and before the Gift Exchange Party. Because that night when I fed those mice with corn, not too long the other one died. And what's more disturbing is that, the other one that survived seemed to follow his partner in heaven. I was praying and hoping it'll survive till the party.

So early in the morning, my Mum wrapped its cage with a christmas wrapper, and i holed small circles for air. Adding another problem is the stinky smell emitting viciously from that mouse. But i just couldn't afford to replace my gift with a non-living one! It already cost me a fortune! Oh i'm so so so stupid! why did i even think a live mice was such a great idea...

So the party came, and i was shocked when the gifts where opened one by one and nothing funny comes out. But something useful like wines, flash drives, tea cups, and other household stuff. And i was like, just what happened to the theme?!?!

You never know how it nearly gave me a heart attack. I was curling up on my knees, sweating and praying on the corner and Evil Spinster was just there laughing at my misery. I begged for her to choose my gift so nobody else would become a victim of a dead mouse, but failed because I forgot she was a heartless, sadist, evil witch.

So i have no choice but to call out the deities, fairies, and angels, even though i don't believe on them, to please keep that mouse alive until then.. And i don't know why, oh why it took so long for someone to pick it up.. Let that mouse breathe already!!

And there was Evil Spinster laughing at me again.

And so... that lucky someone finally got hold of my gift. And the mouse was still alive.

End of story.

With love,

Udon Girl

Last year had been kinda crappy.. If i would be blunt, it was full of shit. But what's more amazing is that, inbetween those sucky moments, you never expect the simplest things to cheer you up and make you smile. The fine weather, gazing out at the starry night sky, watching the flowers bloom, looking up at clear blue sky, curling up on the pouring rain, and also... at some end of the day, you find one person, reaching out his hand.. embracing you amidst of the downturns. And somehow, in its own little way, it became, indeed, splendid.

Now that a new year has just begun, im sure i'll be able to face everything with a stronger will. the past year had taught me a lot of things, and it gave me courage to move forward.

With open arms wearing my widest smile, í'll say, Welcome 2011. I'm looking forward to what you'll bring ahead. :)

"Nakakalungkot naman.." Is what my boss said.

As we sank on our own train of thought, we paused for a couple of seconds, looking down on our keyboard, until he finally let out a funny giggle. We resumed our work, finishing every job left to be done before i leave.

I never really thought i would somehow.. become attached to this company. Getting accepted here was even the farthest of my idea. I mean, how could a mere student in a small state university, get accepted in this big and competitive company? I remember the day when i was called for an interview. I was really, really, nervous.

I never knew it would be a panel interview until i entered the room. It was scary, and i just stood there, unable to utter a single word. Until one TL, he was a bit young, said I could take my seat. I sighed heavily, finding every courage hidden somewhere. Until the other TL, let out a smile, and jokingly said, "You don't have to be nervous. He's quite good looking, isn't he?" Everybody laughed, until I followed. The interview flowed with a series of questions and laughter. And it became more comfortable to me.. and fun too.

The interview ended smoothly. As i stepped out of the building, I looked at the clear sky and said to myself, if i didn't make it, atleast i gave my very best shot. It was such a fine weather i thought of taking a walk for a while. It wasn't bad.

I got a phone call later that afternoon saying i could immediately start on the next day. I jumped in joy and in disbelief. I did it. I thanked God I did it! It was such a blessing.

My stay in the company was really fun. Work, people, and the foods. Haha! My sole purpose in the beginning was just to gain experience, get paid, and then that's it. But I never expected to get along with everyone.

As days passed by, i met new people, and i've seen few who said goodbye just when you have become attached to them. It was really sad, and it was my first time to really grasp the reality, that people.. do come and go. But then life must go on. And as I've stayed longer, i've got a lot of chances to talk and hang out with many colleagues in the office. It was really fun on and off work. The laughter of Hot Young TL, the funny giggles of my Boss, the funny antics of the Upgrade Team inside the lab, the energetic foreign testers during the parties.. It was never boring working in the lab with them. I would surely miss them..

My bosses commemorated our leaving by treating us a coffee at Starbucks along with our team. It was nice and heartwarming as well. Being with everyone on our last working day, laughing and talking together.. It was harder to say goodbye.

We went back in the office afterwards. I went back to the lab and since it was kinda late, everybody had gone home and i was left alone inside. This time, i didn't get scared of Typing Maniac Ghost to might appear again, but wishing he would to say goodbye. I opened my TS one last time, rereading some of funny mails, and began typing my farewell note.

When i hit the send button, I turned off some monitors left opened, aligned the chairs, then packed up my things. I glanced one last time, lingering the silence, imprinting every moments in my memories, before i turned off the lights.

On my note, i said, farewell.. and thank you.

I went shopping. Shopping is the best medicine to mend a young girl's heart. It felt so, sooo good i didn't notice my savings went underbalanced.

Floral Dress from Red Chili = P799.75

Maong Blazer from Hot Kiss = P1,300.00

Black Cover Top from Hot Kiss = P549.75

Bootleg black pants from Lee Pipes = P1,100.00

Maskara from Etude House = P375.00

Lip liner from Etude House = P435.25

Liquid Eye liner from Etude House = P165.00

Lace Skirt from Forever 21 = P865.00

Red Skirt from Forever 21 = P999.00

Black Sweat Shirt from Forever 21 = P1,100.00

Maybe it's better to get myself a credit card.

With love,

Udon Girl

Today, i didn't feel like waking up and going to work. Eyes were still swelling from last night, and i felt like a loser. I checked the time, it's 9am. Shit, i'll be late.

I jolted and hurriedly ran to the bathroom, took a cat bath, didn't bother to brush my teeth nor touch my breakfast. I shoved my feet on my pair of chucks, ran accross the road and barricaded a jeepney.

whispered bloody hell on the traffic, cursed the elevator for being too slow, and i got in the office at exactly 10.03am. Shittt. salary deductions again.

if this is what they call divine retribution, i wonder if i have lived up to no good until now.

lunch time. i've decided to ditch my diet. cmon, im depressed, and when you're depressed, it's reasonable to treat yourself something nice.

so here's the list of my meal for lunch:

Double porkchop
2 bowls of java rice java rice paired with sunny side up
1 franks hotdog
1 large coke

as for merienda, i got an email from Allowance Processor stating another "Foods at 32nd Pantry."

The Food Scavenger team, which includes me, went straight downstairs and hoard on the tables and quickly grabbed the Nirvana.

On my plate i had:
1 heap of Spaghetti
4 slices of chocolate cake
2 cups of ice cream (the other one i got from Mr Cutie Pie)

Mum called when i was about to log out in the office, inviting me for a nice dinner at Almon Marina.

A package of Cholesterol, Carbs and Fats added on my list:
1 small plate of potato salad
1 platter of Lamb and Pork Kebab
Additional 1 cup of Java rice
1 sandwich of Tuna Melt
A cup of Hot Spanish Chocolate
1 slice of Very Berry Cheesecake

I was bloated. But very much satisfied. Ahhh, life is still so good!!

With love and kisses,
Udon Girl

Today, i wrote a letter and bid goodbye to a dearest friend. It wasn't easy.. there's no other way around anyway. You can't just keep someone forever. Seasons change and so are people. And moving on is the hardest part.

With love,
Udon Girl

if i would be spelling awesome, it would be my Emerson co-interns. i just got home from a super fun day reunion at EK with them and we had a blast!

Sir Jolly Bear Mapuan brought his teddy bear, Ms Gummy Bear Mapuan, i thought it fits her name well because it rhymes with Jolly Bear. and love teams must be named in pair. :D

thus, Scroundel Servant, Ms Suma Bully, and Udon Girl The Great, built a fansclub for the two lovebirds. we were squealing like crazy fangirls whenever there were intimate kilig scenes happening between them.

of course, Scroundel Servant also has a love team too with Mapuan Hot Guy. but it was kinda lame. sucks. it was only good in the picture.

the thing about the rides becoming exciting is when you have someone beside you freaking out and scared. and Ms Suma Bully became a very good entertainment. she was shrieking in fear at Anchor's Away, and screaming bloody murder at Space Shuttle. too bad we weren't able to capture a shot of her in fear. it'll be a great souvenir. Heh

but let me tell you a piece of advise about the free snacks in the stab. never-ever ride a Flying Fiesta, or any other tummy whirling rides after drinking Chuckie. i tell you man, it was a ruthless suffering trying to contain yourself from throwing up.

thank goodness Ice Monster's Mango Smoothie was there to save my poor self from becoming the laughing stock if i really did throw up. the expensive smoothie was worth the price for calming my stomach. :D

and the thing about the new Free Fall at Ek was very, very, disappointing. dont wanna elaborate here. go ride one and pay a hundred bucks to find out and get disappointed too. so that im not the only one who felt sucky. haha!

pictures everyone! :)

notice the girl on the leftmost. i wonder why she's frowning.

nice pout girl! (pertaining the girl in violet shirt)

ah yes. Ice Monster, my savior! :D

some monkeys lost in the wild. that's my Scoundrel Servant on the frontmost.

and due to popular demand, i'll be posting my costume during Halloween. take note that i'm Ron Weasley, not some gay brat like Justin Bieber!!!

Ron Weasley, Kurosaki Ichigo in Bankai form, and some Fallen Angel

i tell you, it's real. not some japanese horror flicks.

Tee-hee!

With love,

Udon Girl

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