Udon Girl
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
The Misadventures of Udon Girl
Some women are born in greatness. Some women achieve greatness. But I suspect most just have great piss trust upon them.
Sadly, I belong to the latter.
The reason why I said I got great piss trust upon me is because I’m typing this. I’m typing this because I am so miserble. When I worked OT last Friday, it was with the understanding that I’ll get a day off today. I thus can’t comprehend why I am typing this on the office PC yet again.
The scary thing is that I’m almost used to getting abused already. I was bullied by schoolmates from elementary till uni. I was bullied by sadistic sergeants in CAT. So I guess it’s no surprise that I’m desensitized to getting bullied by my colleagues.
“I’m surprised you haven’t tried jumping off a building or something,” commented an old friend over dinner the other day. “If I were you I probably would.” She said that almost nonchalantly before taking a bite of her sushi.
“I value life above everything else ok?”, I retorted after wolfing down my Katsudon. “My mum spent long months carrying me in her tummy, I can’t do that kind of thing to her!”
“Whatever,” said she after taking a sip of the green tea, “Besides, you’ll probably fail miserably and make a fool out of yourself if you did try jumping.”
I have no idea why I am still friends with Sadistic Friend.
With Love,
Udon Girl
Sadly, I belong to the latter.
The reason why I said I got great piss trust upon me is because I’m typing this. I’m typing this because I am so miserble. When I worked OT last Friday, it was with the understanding that I’ll get a day off today. I thus can’t comprehend why I am typing this on the office PC yet again.
The scary thing is that I’m almost used to getting abused already. I was bullied by schoolmates from elementary till uni. I was bullied by sadistic sergeants in CAT. So I guess it’s no surprise that I’m desensitized to getting bullied by my colleagues.
“I’m surprised you haven’t tried jumping off a building or something,” commented an old friend over dinner the other day. “If I were you I probably would.” She said that almost nonchalantly before taking a bite of her sushi.
“I value life above everything else ok?”, I retorted after wolfing down my Katsudon. “My mum spent long months carrying me in her tummy, I can’t do that kind of thing to her!”
“Whatever,” said she after taking a sip of the green tea, “Besides, you’ll probably fail miserably and make a fool out of yourself if you did try jumping.”
I have no idea why I am still friends with Sadistic Friend.
With Love,
Udon Girl
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