The Misadventures of Udon Girl: 2011

I woke up just before my alarm clock rings. I didn't get off to my bed just yet. I just stayed lying, trying to grasp myself.

That's when I decided to give up. And stopped caring.

When I got home, I didn't bother to stay long in front of the computer. I just checked my mail, then turned off the lights and threw myself to bed. I was thinking of sleeping early to not let myself wallow in thoughts.

But I failed.

The room was dark with a glimpse of moonlight passing through my window, across to my bed.

And I was sobbing.

My boyfriend and I just broke up.

Actually, he dumped me.

And I felt like jumping off the river while crossing the bridge on my way to work.

It was entirely my fault. Because i've been selfish for him, that I didn't realize that i was already hurting his feelings.

My eyes are puffy until now. And it makes my face fugly.

I want to erase everything to stop the self-inflicted pain.

While everybody is savoring the long weekend, I am stuck in the office, calculating and sizing of DP/mass flows and radar calcs. I've been burning my soul just to meet the deadlines of the projects from these unfriendly Sales Engineers with unreasonable demands.

3,000 transmitter tags in 2 days?! Do they even think I'm a human?!

I even received a call just now from De Becker asking for the status of the project.

And I was like. Sorry i couldn't understand your British accent. Are you hungry? Coz it seems like you're eating your words.

And even though I want to smack my scientific calculator on their thick face, I couldn't just do that. Not because of the "Think Customer" policy, but because they are million miles away.

I'm totally stressed out, and even though I want to use my remaining 4-day leave to fly off to some place peaceful and quiet, I have already allotted it to my upcoming certification exam..

Thinking about the double pay doesn't actually make me happy.

With triple angst,

Udon Girl

I was already in front of our office building when Senior Office Bimbo called me that I don't need to come to work since it was already 3pm and somebody would be handling the urgent request.

And i was like..

WHY YOU TELL ME NOW?!

Hi All...

I was in the middle of slouching in front of the TV, savoring my holiday, when Cat Eating Friend mailed me to come to the office at the instance. She said that Mr. Tan made a mistake for letting me take a leave when i shouldn't have to because nobody will take De Backer's request, and the deadline is today!

I felt like wringing Mr. Tan's neck or something...

I'm a certified lowly office dweller... :(

With angst,

Udon Girl

Hi Everyone! :)

Today is a happy day, because today, I woke up at 12pm, then had my favorite spaghetti as brunch. And right now, I'm sitting in front of the computer and blogging!

It's not like i've been fired. Don't get me wrong, because despite of my spiteful working environment, and undeserved paycheck, I'm still a diligent office slave.

But today, thanks to Mr. Tan for being extra nice and granted me a 1 day vocation! i've been thinking of making my 1-day vocation to become something productive like eating and sleeping all day. :)

This is the fruit of being a diligent laborer. :)

With happyness and so much love,

Udon Girl

The moment I stepped into the office, I swore to myself to change my image to become a Woman of Dignity and Virginity. Everybody were convinced at first. The interns offer their seat whenever the chairs were occupied during meetings. Mr. Tan always show his concerns whenever I come late in the office because he knew i'm a dedicated employee. Bald Boss greets me warmly whenever he pass by to my workstation. .. But my efforts were brutally crashed one fine day when my Batchmates were employed in our department...

Since then.. I've become the subject of harassment.. :"-(

I will no longer elaborate further here because just thinking about it makes me feel terrible.

There's no escape from the fate of the Demon King.

With pain,

Udon Girl

Dear All,

You won't believe it, but the lazy me had turned into a hardworking carabao. Right after my training, and the moment i coordinated with our counterparts in Europe, i've been working my ass off with a minimum of 6 hours OT a week. And it was a requirement.

And this sacrificial life doesn't deservely reflect my paycheck.

I've become a lowly office dweller. :(

With so much sadness,

Udon Girl

Hi everyone!

I just unbelievably got a job despite of my sucky interviews. but not in the company i mentioned on the previous post, though they share the same name. heh

So it's my first day in the office.. and was late for 45 minutes. Of course, it wasn't intentional. Blame it to the savory Katsudon i had during lunch that i ordered seconds, and thirds... and eventually lost track of time.

But i did try to hurry when i even called a cab and spent my precious 100 bucks!

When i reached the bldg., I walked carefully without making a sound to the carpeted floor , passing by to Mr. Tan's office, which is my current boss, across to my workstation. And to my horror, Mr. Tan was already roaming around the work area.

Mr. Tan: I see you're late and i demand an explanation.

Me: I was caught in a traffic sir, on the way to Guadalupe. There was a huge smoke, and lots of fire trucks blocking the way!

Thank goodness my brain cells processed quickly.

Mr. Tan: Ah yes, I've heard it in the news a while ago. Next time, text me immediately when you're going to be late.

Ha! Even though it wasn't actually our route. Hehe. Thank goodness the cab driver turned on his radio and heard the news! I was able to reason out validly. :P

That Demon King must have been pissed for me to be able to get away on that. Bleh!

im suffering from a major decision in my life.. whether to give up on something or take the risk.. but life itself is already a gamble.. what if you bet on something and you didn't win? you'll lose everything. but thinking about some alleviation that you'll get a chance to open another door is not always a wise decision.. i think..

today, i sucked up during the interview. and i was thinking of jumping off the bridge... or have myself hit by a car.. or stab myself with a knife.. but i don't want to add any more stupidity than i already have.

Interviewer A: What is your least likely to do in test?
Me: Doing the same thing over and over again.. It was boring.

Interviewer B: How did you manage to overcome that?

Me: By exploring more about the work, doing something else like, playing with this software, or doing something out of the test plan..

Interviewer B: If i would ask your friends about you, what would they say?
Me: That im friendly, cheerful. I can be reliable, sometimes not..
Interviewer B: Why not?
Me: Because sometimes, when they want me to do something i dont like.. i dont do it.
Interviewer: Why is that so?
Me: It doesn't interest me..

major, major lesson in life.. think before you speak!!

am i hopeless now?

Hello and Happy Singles Awareness day everyone! Because i know most people are pretty much single. Heh

Of course, I consider Ulquiorra ~my true love~ , so it's not like 3d people matter anyway. Haha!

Frankly speaking though, Valentine’s got to be the suckiest holiday among holidays, because it’s not really a holiday. You get confronted by the horrible sight of couples getting all lovey-dovey on the trains. You get bombarded with icky yucky love dedications on the radio. And worst of all, you get overpriced food everywhere, except for KFC, which is one of the many reasons why KFC rocks :)

And the worst of all, why for the love of god, my Mum pushed me to get out from her stomach on this....day.

And to think after such a long time finding my Significant Other to be nowhere in sight, having a birthday on Valentines can make a very good excuse. Like when someone asked me if i got a date on Valentines, i could always say, "No lah, it's my birthday today. Many friends will come. Heh" And then right after hearing it, single people will come flocking onto me, expecting me to throw a birthday party to somehow ease their broken hearts. And it has always been like that.

Well, anyway. When I was younger, birthday greetings were very simple, and usually goes something like ‘Happy Birthday’.

Now that I’ve turned older, I realized that birthday greetings have evolved into something more complicated.

The following are some of the more, eh, complicated greetings I received today:

Harry Potter:

Happy Birthday Udon Girl, im hungry!!!

Scroundel Servant:

To my everdearest aliping saguiguilid, it's a sincere-heartfelt greeting of Happy birthday and Happy New year to you. Wahahahaha! see you tomorrow dude. froyos tomorrow. :)

Programming Stalker:

Either fake or true, i know you're still a cheapskate. haha! anyway, Happy birthday! SPY!

Evil Spinster:

Happy Birthday dudes! Do you have a date later? Or will we come bombarding you at your door? it depends on your Gay Crush, right? Does he have a date tom, or will he spend the evening at your house? We'll also come! haha! Take care, you're in danger on your birthday! lollls

Gay Crush's Current BF:

Happy birthday! Goodluck on your date tomorrow with Gay Crush! hahahahha!!! :))

Nicholas:

Happy birthday friend! Expect 14 rounds today! >:)

Ex Crush With Regret:

Happy birthday to my number 1 fan! Your Old Man is so cool! Happy New Year! lolllll

Negra:

How stupid of you changing your FB profile to October 10. Your face!!!

Bugoy:

Happy birthday Pochi!! Now i know why your nose is heartshaped. Hahahahahaha! =) muwahh!!

And lastly, Someone Who Can't Be Named But My Dying Illusion To Be My Significant Other:

Hi Udon Girl! (aka gutomako) Happy Birthday! Godbless! Enjoy your day!

Hehe. No prizes for guessing who wrote the last greeting. Tee-hee!

With love,

Udon Girl

Our washing machine broke down recently, so I made a trip with Mummy Dearest to look for a new one a while ago.

We were very, very disturbed at the big-ass electronics store after discovering that some washers can cost up to P64,000. I’m not sure about you, but if I have P64,000 to spare, I will spend it on something more useful, such as a year’s worth of KFC finger licking good.

I was thus very happy to chance upon a model which cost under P25,000. I was also very happy because the sales promoter was a Yummy Looking Thing.

Me: May I know the capacity of the machine?

Yummy Looking Sales Promoter: It’s 9kg, Ma'am, good enough to handle daily laundry for a family of four.

Me: Oh! That’s good! Haha, but it’s a family of two because I am still single, haha. . . .

At this point, I decided to impress Yummy Looking Sales Promoter by asking an intellectual question to show I'll be a good housewife in the future for my expertise in household chores especially about using washing machines.

Me: I am very impressed by your professional knowledge! Before I commit to making a purchase, may I know where is the location of the detergent compartment? I’ve tried looking for it for the past few minutes, but couldn’t find it anyway in this washing machine, haha. . . .

Yummy Looking Sales Promoter: . . . .

Yummy Looking Sales Promoter: Ma'am, this is not a washing machine.

Yummy Looking Sales Promoter: It’s a dryer.

With Love,

Udon Girl

Hi Everyone..

i woke up groggy this morning because i havent got any good sleep last night after i found out that my blog has been found out.

And i was terribly disturbed when Hot Young TL commented on my birthday greeting to him with "Thanks Udon Girl! hehehe."

And what's more troubling is that my Boss might have also read this blog after mentioning Hot Young TL to someone in the office.

Thus, i quickly asked Programming Stalker if my hunch was true, which he apparently replied yes. At that instance, my brain cells go like this.

And next thing i thought of doing so was to bang my head against the wall like this.

And now that my dark colors have been revealed, most probably, everyone knew that i ~~always~~ sometimes slack in work, that i have hidden desires for Hot Young TL, and that i was printing out cooking recipes when nobody's looking, and one of the responsibles of spoilting the copier.

Much to my terror, i confided my concerns to my best friend to seek her solace which turned out to be not a very good option.

Me: I'm so dead, dude. I'm so dead.... *bawls*

Evil Spinster: NYAHAHAHAHA! ROFLMAOBBQ

Evil Spinster: That's ok dude!You're so cool!

Me: It's not like that dude. My Boss might have found out that I sometimes slept in the loo. *bawls harder*

Evil Spinster: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLLLLSSS

Me: Now that i have a bad background in the company, how will i ever put my Boss in the character references of my resume... *bawls hardest*

Me: And you know how careful i was to keep my fetishes to Hot Young TL from being spilled. Now I won't be able to pursue my secret plans of accidentally bumping into him at San Miguel. *sniff* *sniff*

Evil Spinster: HAHA! Cheer up dude, think of the bright side. Atleast now you don't have to painstakingly confess to Hot Young TL! And besides, you're not working there anymore, so who cares?

Me: Really? *seeing a light of relief*

Evil Spinster: It's just that they are probably laughing at you in the office by now. Well, you were always the laughing stock in the office to begin with. NYAHAHAHA! LOLSLMAOROFLBBQ

I felt like bitch-slapping her. I dont know why I'm still friends with her, meh. T__T

With depression,

Udon Girl

The Misadventures of Udon Girl is entirely fictional. Perhaps it doesn't even exist. No animals were harmed in the making of its articles. Any and all resemblances to real people, places, or things dead or living are entirely coincidental. Its content is not publicized in any way, shape, or form, and is purely for the entertainment of its creator.

So please do not believe or even consider the nonsensical rants of the author of this blog. I beg you. I'm on my kneesss!!!! T__T

I was kinda shocked when i found out that this blog is getting views than i expected. So far, little increase of digits would reach a thousand. AND THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD IDEA. I am damn so anxious whether it was found out by my former officemates.

OMG, i'll be so dead. I hope Hot Young TL won't know he's that hot young TL i was talking about my previous posts... :-/

With love,

Udon Girl

Hi Everyone!

I found this post written on my notepad dated back when i was still in Emerson in my long lost flashdrive. I might have forgotten to post this since i was very, very busy in the office finishing my work. So there was no way I was such a klutz. Heh

Anyway, to imprint my last carelessness event in Emerson, i decided to still post it. :P

December 14 2010

You know you have no life when you find yourself slaving away in the office at 9pm. If there’s a Santa Claus out there, I would like to have a Baked Bugoy with Honeyed Ham for dinner this year, thank you.

. . . .

A very early Merry Christmas to everyone :D!

I don’t know about you, but I am looking forward to Christmas because I will get to sleep till very, very late on Monday. I will also be getting off work early tomorrow because the company is having a Christmas party in the afternoon, and at school too in the evening. heh

Being a very innovative and original firm, we will be doing something extra ordinary than gift exchange at the party, and it's called White Elephant where you can get to steal some awesome gifts! But wait, there's more. My very generous company would be giving away a 1,000 GC for the very unique, funny, and interesting gift! Isn't that a great deal? I'm so excited to shop for a gift at the nearby mall. I hope i could get a good find. Tee-hee!

Oh. Come to think of it, I haven't bought anything yet and I'm still in the office! I hope the nearby mall wont be closing till 9pm or i'll be left out tomorrow with nothing on my hand.. Coz Christmas means receiving gifts meh.

I hope I can be done soon with this device. Oh please, Santa. Fetch me now with your flying reindeers.

With love,

Udon Girl

P.S. Thank goodness the nearby mall was opened till 11pm. I've got to buy a very unique gift! I hope for that lucky someone isn't allergic to hamsters. Hee-hee! Oh i'm so cool!

December 15 2010

Hi Everyone,

Such distressing event came to me during and before the Gift Exchange Party. Because that night when I fed those mice with corn, not too long the other one died. And what's more disturbing is that, the other one that survived seemed to follow his partner in heaven. I was praying and hoping it'll survive till the party.

So early in the morning, my Mum wrapped its cage with a christmas wrapper, and i holed small circles for air. Adding another problem is the stinky smell emitting viciously from that mouse. But i just couldn't afford to replace my gift with a non-living one! It already cost me a fortune! Oh i'm so so so stupid! why did i even think a live mice was such a great idea...

So the party came, and i was shocked when the gifts where opened one by one and nothing funny comes out. But something useful like wines, flash drives, tea cups, and other household stuff. And i was like, just what happened to the theme?!?!

You never know how it nearly gave me a heart attack. I was curling up on my knees, sweating and praying on the corner and Evil Spinster was just there laughing at my misery. I begged for her to choose my gift so nobody else would become a victim of a dead mouse, but failed because I forgot she was a heartless, sadist, evil witch.

So i have no choice but to call out the deities, fairies, and angels, even though i don't believe on them, to please keep that mouse alive until then.. And i don't know why, oh why it took so long for someone to pick it up.. Let that mouse breathe already!!

And there was Evil Spinster laughing at me again.

And so... that lucky someone finally got hold of my gift. And the mouse was still alive.

End of story.

With love,

Udon Girl

Last year had been kinda crappy.. If i would be blunt, it was full of shit. But what's more amazing is that, inbetween those sucky moments, you never expect the simplest things to cheer you up and make you smile. The fine weather, gazing out at the starry night sky, watching the flowers bloom, looking up at clear blue sky, curling up on the pouring rain, and also... at some end of the day, you find one person, reaching out his hand.. embracing you amidst of the downturns. And somehow, in its own little way, it became, indeed, splendid.

Now that a new year has just begun, im sure i'll be able to face everything with a stronger will. the past year had taught me a lot of things, and it gave me courage to move forward.

With open arms wearing my widest smile, í'll say, Welcome 2011. I'm looking forward to what you'll bring ahead. :)

The Misadventures of Udon Girl

Disclaimer

The Break Up: Day Three

The Break Up: Day Two

The Break Up: Day One.

Fck the long weekend. I dont have that.

fuuu day

1 day leave crossed out

1 day leave

No hope

Life of a happy office girl....

It's not my fault to be late actually.

suck up

HAPPY SINGLES AWARENESS DAY

The Thing About Washing Machines

The Story about being exposed.

Disclaimer

Busted.

Christmas Gift Exchange (outdated post)

New Year, New Life, New Hopes.

About Me

Followers

Blog Archive

My Blog List