The Misadventures of Udon Girl

Aye, I've been a very, very bad intern to my boss when I actually skipped my work when he's rushing me to complete my report for the device testing that evening.

Because for all you guys to know, it's quite lonely when you've been transfered to another workstation alone with no one else to talk to but to the two Chinese employees transferred here recently. And you guys know the fact that i'm no Chinese and don't speak Chinese. The only Chinese word i know is Ni hao.

To my anxieties, i just heard the news about the hostage taking happened Last Monday. And i was damn scared they might strangle me for what the retired police officer had done and the incompetency of our SWAT team to protect their kind. Even though i wanted to apologise for what happened in my country's behalf, i don't know how to translate 'sorry' in Chinese.

Being a Woman of Action, i went to another Lab where Mapuan Hot Guy was stationed and escaped from my duties because i felt lazy i was lonely.

The moment I stepped into the Lab and saw only Mapuan Hot Guy there alone, I went to check if he's busy. He was, indeed, certainly busy reading Naruto in Mangastream.

But since i'm a concerned intern, i reprimanded Mapuan Hot guy for not doing his job properly even though he's being paid for 280 per day! But then he explained to me that even Hot Young TL read Manga oftenly. I thought it's reasonable enough since our higher ups do it, maybe it's ok to also do it too. Thus I joined reading Manga with him alone in the lab.

But let me clear your dirty mind, that even though it was just the two of us in the lab, we didn't do anything kinky, you pervert.

Being engrossed reading Bleach and Naruto, i didn't notice i'm past my working hours already. So i quickly called Scroundel Servant to get my stuff since it's her duty to always pick me up from work.

Thus, i went home, without finishing my test report to my Boss.

I hope and pray he won't scold me tomorrow, lah..

With love,
Udon Girl

I'm supposed to be drooling in my cozy bed right now. Or even watching a set of artistic films on my lappy. And yet, i'm here, stuck in my puny workstation, typing in the office PC again. 

Unfortunately, my plan to strike failed miserably. Having just one person to support me is hopelessly impossible to ditch the Bald President's unwise decision.. Hence, I fairly considered we would just make a fool out of ourselves and look like an idiot if we still did pursue our propaganda.

Hello everyone.

(Please note the punctuation mark used in the sentence above.)

I'm tired of explaining to these grown-ups who misidentify me as 'Misis ni Bugoy' here, and 'Nobya ni Bugoy' there. It's like i've been getting whacked in the face left, right and centre. And getting whacked in the face left, right and centre, is like my dainty reputation has been getting whacked left, right and centre. Seriously people, I cannot conceive how could they create such annoying misconceptions!

As a matter of fact, being a woman with high standards, neither a glint of love, nor romance, nor affection, nor whatever you call it, is there between us!

Truth to be told. There are only TWO FACTORS, enough to explain why we can NEVER be a couple.

1. He hates my guts.
2. I hate his guts.

Colleague A told us that opposite attracts.

And i was like, DUHHH? Can't he see the same pole there?! We BOTH hate each other!!

Colleague B exclaimed the "the more you hate, the more you love" stupid irony.

Ok, so let's say the Ampatuans massacred us in the office because they simply hate us. Which, thus explains the more they love us, eh?

PEOPLE, WAKE UP! Don't be blinded by these false beliefs and become a fool! That's why this country is suffering from declining birth rates because many are victims by these lies!

With love and hate,
Udon Girl

P.S.: I want to greet Bugoy a not so happy birthday, and Mapuan Hot Guy a very happy birthday. :) I look forward to the scrumptious foods on Friday. :)

P.P.S.: Oh and also, to Ms. Suma Cum Laude on 27th. So many celebrants means lotsa, lotsa foods. :) :)

Hello everyone! I hope you all had a flashy day, because i had a flashy day! Literally. :)

That's because someone just saw Pretty Udon Girl's potential of being an actress! To cut the long story short on how i was discovered, I just heard my Very Kind Boss telling the regulars about the shooting being held in the other Lab. Being a Woman of Action, the response of my brain cells were as quicked as a lightning bolt that i never hesitated to rush in to the place where the shooting was being held. As i jolted in the Lab, the lights-men, directors, and make-up artists were so fascinated with my presence that they quickly positioned me to act for their upcoming promotion of my lovable company's latest technology. :)

The exciting experience started as they made me sit in front of the PC along with my colleagues. They started the shooting by, Lights, Camera, Action! with a huge professional video cam being focused at my back and zoomed in on the monitor screens. Then after 5 mins. or so, the shooting ended and was commanded to exit the Lab. It was indeed, a very great experience I would always cherish throughout my life. :)

Even though there was no talent fee to be given to us, i was kind enough to be able to share my talents and looks for the benefit of my lovable company. :)

With love,
Udon Girl

P.S.: Too bad to my Scoundrel Servant. She was absent for today because my Strong Incredible Virus were passed on to her that made her sick. Such a weakling, meh. Haha! I bet she will be depressed and probably envy me like an idiot when i told her how I will be appearing on TV! Nyihahaha!

Yes, you've read it right. As a matter of fact, Handsome Steve would be transferred to Puerto Rico!

People come and go.

And it makes me very, very sad, just to think that i won't be able to hear his skanky snort sweet giggles and his sarcasm cheerfulness.

Unlike many, many others, he is the only person who shares his food willingly to me when i have nothing then scorns me by all means on how i'm such a thick-faced glutton. He is indeed, a noble man whom i look up to the most.

My heart is painful now, so before i leave the office, i would like to write a poem tribute to him.

"Sir Ariel, Sir Ariel, Oh Sir Ariel,
Even though you're a direct descendant of Ampatuans, I still ain't scared!
You are magnanimous to everyone, even to your enemies
That's why i believe that you won't massacre us in the office!

Sir Ariel, Sir Ariel, Oh Sir Ariel,
We will miss you and your foods, so very, very much!
Your jokes were so funny, your laughter was so kinky.
Oh Sir Ariel, we will miss you so very, very much!"

With love,
Udon Girl

Bad news spread fast all over by the media saying Mr. President canceling the Aug. 23 holiday!!! Refer to the link here.

This is an utmost unjustness to laborers, like me, who laze around work hard everyday with unpaid OTs and minimum salary! I couldn't believe the President himself, who declares he cares for the masses, deprives us with a non-working holiday!

To propagate his malignity, I want to propose a strike on Aug 23!! I want my co-interns, and employees all over the Philippines to join me expose the President's unfair decisions!!

Let's be absent at work or take a sick leave with pay on Aug. 23!!!

With love and determination,
Udon Girl

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