The Misadventures of Udon Girl

Today, i didn't feel like waking up and going to work. Eyes were still swelling from last night, and i felt like a loser. I checked the time, it's 9am. Shit, i'll be late.

I jolted and hurriedly ran to the bathroom, took a cat bath, didn't bother to brush my teeth nor touch my breakfast. I shoved my feet on my pair of chucks, ran accross the road and barricaded a jeepney.

whispered bloody hell on the traffic, cursed the elevator for being too slow, and i got in the office at exactly 10.03am. Shittt. salary deductions again.

if this is what they call divine retribution, i wonder if i have lived up to no good until now.

lunch time. i've decided to ditch my diet. cmon, im depressed, and when you're depressed, it's reasonable to treat yourself something nice.

so here's the list of my meal for lunch:

Double porkchop
2 bowls of java rice java rice paired with sunny side up
1 franks hotdog
1 large coke

as for merienda, i got an email from Allowance Processor stating another "Foods at 32nd Pantry."

The Food Scavenger team, which includes me, went straight downstairs and hoard on the tables and quickly grabbed the Nirvana.

On my plate i had:
1 heap of Spaghetti
4 slices of chocolate cake
2 cups of ice cream (the other one i got from Mr Cutie Pie)

Mum called when i was about to log out in the office, inviting me for a nice dinner at Almon Marina.

A package of Cholesterol, Carbs and Fats added on my list:
1 small plate of potato salad
1 platter of Lamb and Pork Kebab
Additional 1 cup of Java rice
1 sandwich of Tuna Melt
A cup of Hot Spanish Chocolate
1 slice of Very Berry Cheesecake

I was bloated. But very much satisfied. Ahhh, life is still so good!!

With love and kisses,
Udon Girl

Today, i wrote a letter and bid goodbye to a dearest friend. It wasn't easy.. there's no other way around anyway. You can't just keep someone forever. Seasons change and so are people. And moving on is the hardest part.

With love,
Udon Girl

if i would be spelling awesome, it would be my Emerson co-interns. i just got home from a super fun day reunion at EK with them and we had a blast!

Sir Jolly Bear Mapuan brought his teddy bear, Ms Gummy Bear Mapuan, i thought it fits her name well because it rhymes with Jolly Bear. and love teams must be named in pair. :D

thus, Scroundel Servant, Ms Suma Bully, and Udon Girl The Great, built a fansclub for the two lovebirds. we were squealing like crazy fangirls whenever there were intimate kilig scenes happening between them.

of course, Scroundel Servant also has a love team too with Mapuan Hot Guy. but it was kinda lame. sucks. it was only good in the picture.

the thing about the rides becoming exciting is when you have someone beside you freaking out and scared. and Ms Suma Bully became a very good entertainment. she was shrieking in fear at Anchor's Away, and screaming bloody murder at Space Shuttle. too bad we weren't able to capture a shot of her in fear. it'll be a great souvenir. Heh

but let me tell you a piece of advise about the free snacks in the stab. never-ever ride a Flying Fiesta, or any other tummy whirling rides after drinking Chuckie. i tell you man, it was a ruthless suffering trying to contain yourself from throwing up.

thank goodness Ice Monster's Mango Smoothie was there to save my poor self from becoming the laughing stock if i really did throw up. the expensive smoothie was worth the price for calming my stomach. :D

and the thing about the new Free Fall at Ek was very, very, disappointing. dont wanna elaborate here. go ride one and pay a hundred bucks to find out and get disappointed too. so that im not the only one who felt sucky. haha!

pictures everyone! :)

Hi all! :)

guess who won the female best in costume for halloween???? :D

for all you guys to know, i may not have worn a Disney Princess, but to hell i'm gonna wear a Sayote Costume. as a matter of fact, i wore something decent during Halloween. Thank goodness my team's theme for the event was Harry Potter characters. I was planning to portray Emma Watson but it was quickly slashed in my list since our team have decided on to give that role to Ms Gossip Girl since it suited more to her face.

so i thought i could portray Ginny but they have responsively decided it on someone whose face suitable.. same to Luna Lovemoon, and Cho Chang..

thus, i ended up with a male character. thank goodness i didn't end up on Sirius Black or Mad eye Moody, or worse. but like i said, it was a decent one. thus, i became Ron Weasley. :)

the sad thing is, no one had recognized i was Ron Weasley. when i quickly jumped out of the restroom, and roamed around the office to boast my costume, they were laughing at me saying, "Oh wow! Justin Bieber!"

i tell you, it sucks man. of all people, Justin Bieber?! i would be more proud if they recognized me as someone like, Brad Pitt, or.. Aaron Carter. Heh

but the thing is, no matter how unbelievable it may be, i got the prize for the best in costume. no wonder our CEOs (Terry and Lloyd) and Sir Art (our dept. manager) eye's were good and i really, really look up to them. they were great judges indeed. =)

i got a 200 worth of Starbucks GC for the prize. oh oh! im so excited to spend them for a cup of coffee and a donut! haha!

With love,
Udon Girl

how do you give up? is it done by deciding to give up and following through it? or is it by taking steps away from your true feelings?

i wonder if someday i will forget the sweet scent of his perfume, the feeling of his sweaty hands, and the warmth of his back..

i wonder if even this pain will all disappear and be forgotten.. all of it.. with nothing left behind.. almost like there was nothing there from the beginning.

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it's been a lazy weekday at work. which is -- of course -- favorable to me. imagine this, i am being paid in full doing nothing but update my Facebook and Twitter status, visit Scoundrel Servant's workstation and annoy her, take a break for more than an hour twice during working hours, and play Justin Bieber songs in full volume using the office PC while my hardworking Boss is working his ass off, burning eyebrows in his humble workstation.

but actually, i have some pending tasks on queue. but being a test engineer has its perks. you think testing the devices can only be done intensively solely by human power? hum hum. you're way past the century honey. with the progressive innovation spreading nowadays, work can now be automated!

that's right! which just means that i can have the machine to work for me! see how beneficial and essential computers can be? i just couldn't fathom why some old geezers criticize our technology with a lame reasoning that it makes the human race lazy.

and now that i am slacking at work have my work done, i don't have to work OT anymore. i can now spend more time with my Honey, and sleep long.

it's been raining since yesterday. best time to curl up on my bed and borrow my Honey's Hotdog. :D

I mean it with Hotdog pillow you pervert.

With love,
Udon Girl

Hi all! :)

your playlist was being played at the office a while ago. somehow, memories flashed back. those funny memories i've kinda missed..

new set of interviewees were toured around the office. so far, no new faces to inspire me to work. because the interviewees were my classmates and batchmates and im getting tired to see the same old faces. :(

what's more frustrating is that i'm doing the same thing at work, every single boring day, over and over again. soak, test, soak, test, soak, test. oh where thou excitement hath gone?

Scoundrel Servant said to do something exciting to keep you away from boredom. So far, i endured chatting with no one but my Scoundrel Servant, stuff myself silly with ice cream at ministop, pissed Bugoy, gullible enough to dance in the middle of the convenience store with Nicholas, pissed Bugoy again, then stuff myself silly with ice cream again.

Ah la la la boring life.

Bored,
Udon Girl

"You're scared to do the right thing, but you're complacent to do the wrong thing?" --Nellie

this was the right thing to do. this was the right step to take. even though i was about to break his heart.

i went to meet him, and confessed everything what my conscience could no longer bear. what's causing my sleepless nights. i was unfair to him this whole time. i decided to end my lies.

after he listened. he turned his back on me without uttering a single word.. covered his face then cried silently. it must have been better if he blew steam on me. it must have been better if he got mad at me. it must have been better if he condemned me. but it was entirely different from what i've expected. that time.. i felt his love and pain.

"let's think about this first." was the only phrase he could yield to say. i cried heavily, thinking how could i have hurt him this much?

this must be the price.. but no matter what happens, i'll win him back.. definitely.

on that day, when i decided to clear everything. my heart crushed into pieces.

i regret everything i've done. every betrayal i made, and how foolish i've become. i regret the fact for nearly throwing away the 7 years we've been through for the guy i've just known for 2 months.

is this how love really works? you thought he's the man of your life, and then someone will suddenly come to blow it all way.

i'm afraid.. that the feelings you've been holding close for such a long time will turn into lies.

in order for secrets to be forever hidden, you must be extra careful. build lies. erase everything. never leave a mark. lock it securely, bury the keys.

i thought i was doing well. but.. before you even know it, traces creep out one by one, leaving a trail for someone to find out. as if these marks wanted to be noticed, to pay the price for the debt you left behind.

a single lie can break a trust. a single lie can break a heart. a single lie can cut the string.

what i'm scared for is to break his heart. he never deserve to get hurt. and i can't afford to lose him either.

today, I was at the bayside and saw a couple sitting alongside, kissing slowly.

it’s strange to watch emotional intimacy.

I mean, it’s one thing to watch movie stars with perfectly misshapen sex-hair and injected lips show off their practiced look of sly seduction and then pant & make out using every trick in the book for a fat paycheck- it’s another to see two strangers trying to express their absolutely inexpressible head-over-heels blind adoration for one another in the form of pressing lips and soft touches.

I called in sick today at work. Even though i wasn't sick at all..

I'm not feeling good.. emotionally.

it's been 2 weeks since i last blogged.

it's been 2 weeks since Sir Jolly Bear Mapuan and Ms Suma Bully have left our beloved company.

the truth is, i still can't grasp the reality that they're gone. the times we've shared and the happy moments we've spent.. they still continue to follow me wherever i go in the office. whenever i enter the lab, the minute we ate our lunch, the second i looked back to his empty workstation. i could still see their silhouette and hear their playful giggles.

So anyway, the only fun thing happened in the office, is that i was able to sleep comfortably in my workstation for an hour, and in the CR for 45 minutes (beating my last record of 30 mins.). Other than that were hell and torture.

Udon Girl

Hi all :(

The love team of Mapuan Hot Guy and Me was tore down. The crush thingy Mapuan Hot Guy pointed out on TV was, in fact, directed to my Scoundrel Servant. Even though I have no romantic feelings towards Mapuan Hot Guy, I was genuinely thrilled at the thought of someone having a crush on me. This is because it was always the other way round all my life. I thought there was finally someone who can see beyond my fugly façade.

:(

Oh well. Now that a new love team has been formed, I am uber kilig and excited to announce that Mapuan Hot Guy and Scoundrel servant are now officially the office's couple! :)

As a matter of fact, the reason why Mapuan Hot Guy is desperately extending his internship in the company, solely for the mere fact of being able to spend more time together with Scoundrel Servant for long. Because I cannot see any other reasons at all! It's not like he loves working here. DUHH? He's just even pretending to be hardworking when I saw him reading Manga and searching on MSN when nobody's looking. He's even an expert in alt-tabbing! And when my Boss was not around, he even left me with all those tangled wires when he was tasked to set up my workstation! He even poked my head in front of Sir Jolly Bear Mapuan!

That's why Scoundrel Servant and Mapuan Hot Guy create a lovely pair since they both enjoy bullying me. But alas, from now on, I'll build muscles regularly to withstand their pranks!

Anyway, I'm so glad the Mapuans were back from their three-day-trip to Baguio. I was very lonely yesterday I've so much missed Sir Jolly Bear Mapuan's impersonations. We were so quiet during lunch, and talked nothing but what might be their pasalubong for us the memories spent together with them.

And so we were really excited when they came back with pasalubongs to share, that made me forget my diet. :) I'm thankful they've come back whole despite the impending revenge of the Chinese. Whew.

The strawberry jams, the Lengwas, and the Choco flakes were really, really delicious they made my tummy very very happy. :)

With love,
Udon Girl

P.S.: Mapuan Hot Guy's pasalubong along with his baggages were snatched by some budol-budol gang when he went home!!!! That budol-budol gang must be having a feast by now yanking his undearwears. And i feel terribly wasted to his pasalubong for us, specially to the peanut brittles, and crinkles. I was even plotting to tease them harrasedly once he handed the pasalubong to Scoundrel Servant. So, so sad... :(

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Aye, I've been a very, very bad intern to my boss when I actually skipped my work when he's rushing me to complete my report for the device testing that evening.

Because for all you guys to know, it's quite lonely when you've been transfered to another workstation alone with no one else to talk to but to the two Chinese employees transferred here recently. And you guys know the fact that i'm no Chinese and don't speak Chinese. The only Chinese word i know is Ni hao.

To my anxieties, i just heard the news about the hostage taking happened Last Monday. And i was damn scared they might strangle me for what the retired police officer had done and the incompetency of our SWAT team to protect their kind. Even though i wanted to apologise for what happened in my country's behalf, i don't know how to translate 'sorry' in Chinese.

Being a Woman of Action, i went to another Lab where Mapuan Hot Guy was stationed and escaped from my duties because i felt lazy i was lonely.

The moment I stepped into the Lab and saw only Mapuan Hot Guy there alone, I went to check if he's busy. He was, indeed, certainly busy reading Naruto in Mangastream.

But since i'm a concerned intern, i reprimanded Mapuan Hot guy for not doing his job properly even though he's being paid for 280 per day! But then he explained to me that even Hot Young TL read Manga oftenly. I thought it's reasonable enough since our higher ups do it, maybe it's ok to also do it too. Thus I joined reading Manga with him alone in the lab.

But let me clear your dirty mind, that even though it was just the two of us in the lab, we didn't do anything kinky, you pervert.

Being engrossed reading Bleach and Naruto, i didn't notice i'm past my working hours already. So i quickly called Scroundel Servant to get my stuff since it's her duty to always pick me up from work.

Thus, i went home, without finishing my test report to my Boss.

I hope and pray he won't scold me tomorrow, lah..

With love,
Udon Girl

I'm supposed to be drooling in my cozy bed right now. Or even watching a set of artistic films on my lappy. And yet, i'm here, stuck in my puny workstation, typing in the office PC again. 

Unfortunately, my plan to strike failed miserably. Having just one person to support me is hopelessly impossible to ditch the Bald President's unwise decision.. Hence, I fairly considered we would just make a fool out of ourselves and look like an idiot if we still did pursue our propaganda.

Hello everyone.

(Please note the punctuation mark used in the sentence above.)

I'm tired of explaining to these grown-ups who misidentify me as 'Misis ni Bugoy' here, and 'Nobya ni Bugoy' there. It's like i've been getting whacked in the face left, right and centre. And getting whacked in the face left, right and centre, is like my dainty reputation has been getting whacked left, right and centre. Seriously people, I cannot conceive how could they create such annoying misconceptions!

As a matter of fact, being a woman with high standards, neither a glint of love, nor romance, nor affection, nor whatever you call it, is there between us!

Truth to be told. There are only TWO FACTORS, enough to explain why we can NEVER be a couple.

1. He hates my guts.
2. I hate his guts.

Colleague A told us that opposite attracts.

And i was like, DUHHH? Can't he see the same pole there?! We BOTH hate each other!!

Colleague B exclaimed the "the more you hate, the more you love" stupid irony.

Ok, so let's say the Ampatuans massacred us in the office because they simply hate us. Which, thus explains the more they love us, eh?

PEOPLE, WAKE UP! Don't be blinded by these false beliefs and become a fool! That's why this country is suffering from declining birth rates because many are victims by these lies!

With love and hate,
Udon Girl

P.S.: I want to greet Bugoy a not so happy birthday, and Mapuan Hot Guy a very happy birthday. :) I look forward to the scrumptious foods on Friday. :)

P.P.S.: Oh and also, to Ms. Suma Cum Laude on 27th. So many celebrants means lotsa, lotsa foods. :) :)

Hello everyone! I hope you all had a flashy day, because i had a flashy day! Literally. :)

That's because someone just saw Pretty Udon Girl's potential of being an actress! To cut the long story short on how i was discovered, I just heard my Very Kind Boss telling the regulars about the shooting being held in the other Lab. Being a Woman of Action, the response of my brain cells were as quicked as a lightning bolt that i never hesitated to rush in to the place where the shooting was being held. As i jolted in the Lab, the lights-men, directors, and make-up artists were so fascinated with my presence that they quickly positioned me to act for their upcoming promotion of my lovable company's latest technology. :)

The exciting experience started as they made me sit in front of the PC along with my colleagues. They started the shooting by, Lights, Camera, Action! with a huge professional video cam being focused at my back and zoomed in on the monitor screens. Then after 5 mins. or so, the shooting ended and was commanded to exit the Lab. It was indeed, a very great experience I would always cherish throughout my life. :)

Even though there was no talent fee to be given to us, i was kind enough to be able to share my talents and looks for the benefit of my lovable company. :)

With love,
Udon Girl

P.S.: Too bad to my Scoundrel Servant. She was absent for today because my Strong Incredible Virus were passed on to her that made her sick. Such a weakling, meh. Haha! I bet she will be depressed and probably envy me like an idiot when i told her how I will be appearing on TV! Nyihahaha!

Yes, you've read it right. As a matter of fact, Handsome Steve would be transferred to Puerto Rico!

People come and go.

And it makes me very, very sad, just to think that i won't be able to hear his skanky snort sweet giggles and his sarcasm cheerfulness.

Unlike many, many others, he is the only person who shares his food willingly to me when i have nothing then scorns me by all means on how i'm such a thick-faced glutton. He is indeed, a noble man whom i look up to the most.

My heart is painful now, so before i leave the office, i would like to write a poem tribute to him.

"Sir Ariel, Sir Ariel, Oh Sir Ariel,
Even though you're a direct descendant of Ampatuans, I still ain't scared!
You are magnanimous to everyone, even to your enemies
That's why i believe that you won't massacre us in the office!

Sir Ariel, Sir Ariel, Oh Sir Ariel,
We will miss you and your foods, so very, very much!
Your jokes were so funny, your laughter was so kinky.
Oh Sir Ariel, we will miss you so very, very much!"

With love,
Udon Girl

Bad news spread fast all over by the media saying Mr. President canceling the Aug. 23 holiday!!! Refer to the link here.

This is an utmost unjustness to laborers, like me, who laze around work hard everyday with unpaid OTs and minimum salary! I couldn't believe the President himself, who declares he cares for the masses, deprives us with a non-working holiday!

To propagate his malignity, I want to propose a strike on Aug 23!! I want my co-interns, and employees all over the Philippines to join me expose the President's unfair decisions!!

Let's be absent at work or take a sick leave with pay on Aug. 23!!!

With love and determination,
Udon Girl

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